Dear Santa I Can Explain
Printed when you order · Ships in 1–3 business days · Tracking included
Planning to be on the naughty list this year? This festive vintage-style design features the perfect excuse for anyone who's been a little too mischievous. With classic Christmas bells, holly, and a playful message, it's the ultimate holiday conversation starter.
Perfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events, or anyone with a sense of humor about their year. Makes a hilarious gift for friends, family, or coworkers who've earned a spot on Santa's watchlist.
Fit & fabric
Classic Tank — Bella+Canvas 3480
- Soft 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Pre-shrunk, retail fit, side-seamed, sizes S–2XL
Premium Tank — Comfort Colors 9360
- Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton (about 6 oz)
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Pre-shrunk, sizes S–2XL
- Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
- Printed in the USA when you order.
- Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
Shipping & tracking
Every piece is printed when you order and usually ships in 1–3 business days. US delivery typically takes 2–7 business days after it ships, and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.
Returns: damaged or wrong item only
Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.
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