Ask My Wife

$20

SpeciesUnclassified

TemperamentQuietly judging

HabitatBehind the recliner

Social battery 37%

Known for“Ask My Wife If I Was Good”

Filed byThe Sketchfoxx studio

1 · Choose a fit — Kids tee

Unisex hoodie $42 Men's tee $18 Women's tee $18 Unisex tank $22 Kids tee $20 Baby bodysuit $20

Size XS S M L XL

ColorWhite

Printed when you order · Ships in 2–8 business days (Mon–Sat) · Tracking included

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Fit & fabric

A great basic tee, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio and printed just for you. You won't find this design anywhere else.

100% ringspun cotton. Lightweight, classic fit. Wash inside-out in cold water and hang or tumble dry on low heat to maximize the life of your tee.

Men's tee: classic fit. Women's tee: relaxed fit. Hoodies and tanks are unisex. Kids tees and baby bodysuits are sized by age. Use the size guide if you're between sizes.

Shipping & tracking

Every order is printed when you place it, then ships in 2–8 business days (Mon–Sat). You'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+.

Returns: damaged or wrong item only

Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.

Bring some holiday humor to the family with this hilarious design that perfectly captures married life during the festive season. Perfect for the husband who knows who really runs the show – especially when it comes to Christmas planning!

Makes a fantastic gift for married couples, newlyweds, or anyone who appreciates a good marriage joke. Great for ugly sweater parties, family gatherings, and spreading laughs all season long.