Single Life Nutrition Facts

$18

Original art you won't find anywhere elseHeavyweight 5.3 oz cotton · Classic fit

SpeciesElf

TemperamentVibing

HabitatCloud of self-care

Social battery 81%

Known for“Single Life Nutrition Facts”

Filed byThe Sketchfoxx studio

1 · Choose a fit — Men's tee

Unisex hoodie $42 Crewneck sweatshirt $40 Men's tee $18 Women's tee $18 Unisex tank $22 Kids tee $20 Baby bodysuit $20

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL

ColorWhite

Fabric Classic Premium

All measurements in inches.

Classic Premium

Gildan 5000

Size	Length	Chest
S	28	36
M	29	40
L	30	44
XL	31	48
2XL	32	52
3XL	33	56
4XL	34	60
5XL	35	64

Bella+Canvas 3001

Size	Length	Chest
XS	27	33
S	28	36
M	29	40
L	30	44
XL	31	48
2XL	32	52
3XL	33	56
4XL	34	60
5XL	35	64

Measurements may vary by 1–2 inches.

Printed when you order · Delivered in 2–8 business days (US) · Tracking included

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About this design

Celebrate the single life this holiday season with these hilariously accurate "nutrition facts" – 100% drama free, 0% relationship stress, and a whopping 200% sleep quality! This playful design features festive Christmas elements and a cozy elf catching some well-deserved Z's.

Perfect for anyone embracing their independence during the holidays. Makes a fun gift for your single friends who are living their best life, or treat yourself to a reminder that solo can be spectacular!

Fit & fabric

Classic Tee

Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton with a sturdy, structured feel
100% cotton, made with US-grown cotton
Classic unisex fit, sizes S–5XL
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort

Premium Tee — Bella+Canvas 3001

Lightweight 4.2 oz Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, noticeably softer and smoother
Pre-shrunk, retail fit (a little trimmer than Classic)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side-seamed
Sizes S–5XL

Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
Printed in the USA when you order.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

Shipping & tracking

Every piece is printed when you order. US delivery takes 2–8 business days in total (Monday to Saturday, excluding Sundays and public holidays), and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.

Returns: damaged or wrong item only

Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.

Shown: Men’s tee · White