Not Today Tombstone
Printed when you order · Delivered in 2–8 business days (US) · Tracking included
When the Grim Reaper comes knocking, just point to this gravestone and tell him you're busy. This spooky-meets-sassy design features a weathered R.I.P. tombstone, a cheerful ghost, and a grinning jack-o'-lantern delivering the ultimate message of procrastination from beyond the grave.
Perfect for Halloween enthusiasts who appreciate dark humor with a playful twist. Makes a fantastic gift for anyone who loves spooky season, enjoys a good laugh at mortality, or just needs a relatable reminder that today is not the day for responsibilities—living or otherwise.
Fit & fabric
Classic Women's Tee
- Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton, 100% cotton made with US-grown cotton
- Semi-fitted women's cut with cap sleeves. Want it looser? Size up
- Taped neck and shoulders, sizes S–3XL
Premium Women's Tee — Next Level 3900
- Soft 4.3 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Straight boyfriend cut with a longer body length
- Set-in baby rib collar, side-seamed, sizes XS–2XL
- Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
- Printed in the USA when you order.
- Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
Shipping & tracking
Every piece is printed when you order. US delivery takes 2–8 business days in total (Monday to Saturday, excluding Sundays and public holidays), and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.
Returns: damaged or wrong item only
Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.
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