Socratic Christmas Philosopher

$18

Original art you won't find anywhere elseHeavyweight 5.3 oz cotton · Semi-fitted

SpeciesPhilosopher

TemperamentQuietly judging

HabitatThe library at 3 a.m

Social battery 36%

Known for“I Know That I Know Nothing... Except”

Filed byThe Sketchfoxx studio

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Size S XS M L XL 2XL 3XL

ColorWhite

Fabric Classic Premium

All measurements in inches.

Classic Premium

Gildan 5000L

Size	Length	Chest
S	25.5	34.5
M	26	38.5
L	27	42.5
XL	28	46.5
2XL	28.5	50.5
3XL	29	54.5

Next Level 3900

Size	Length	Chest
S	25.6	32.3
M	26	34.7
L	26.8	36.2
XL	27.2	39.4
2XL	28	42.1

XS: email us for measurements

Measurements may vary by 1–2 inches.

Printed when you order · Delivered in 2–8 business days (US) · Tracking included

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About this design

When ancient wisdom meets holiday cheer, you get this delightfully thoughtful design featuring a classical philosopher pondering the deeper meaning of Christmas while enjoying hot cocoa. Perfect for philosophy majors, classics professors, and anyone who loves blending intellectual humor with festive fun.

A brilliant gift for the thinker in your life who appreciates irony and holiday spirit in equal measure. Whether you're debating virtue ethics at the dinner table or just enjoying some existential eggnog, this design celebrates the season with a knowing wink to the great thinkers of antiquity.

Fit & fabric

Classic Women's Tee

Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton, 100% cotton made with US-grown cotton
Semi-fitted women's cut with cap sleeves. Want it looser? Size up
Taped neck and shoulders, sizes S–3XL

Premium Women's Tee — Next Level 3900

Soft 4.3 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton
Straight boyfriend cut with a longer body length
Set-in baby rib collar, side-seamed, sizes XS–2XL

Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
Printed in the USA when you order.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

Shipping & tracking

Every piece is printed when you order. US delivery takes 2–8 business days in total (Monday to Saturday, excluding Sundays and public holidays), and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.

Returns: damaged or wrong item only

Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.

Shown: Women’s tee · White