Socratic Christmas Philosopher

$20

Original art you won't find anywhere else

SpeciesPhilosopher

TemperamentQuietly judging

HabitatThe library at 3 a.m

Social battery 36%

Known for“I Know That I Know Nothing... Except”

Filed byThe Sketchfoxx studio

1 · Choose a fit — Baby bodysuit

Unisex hoodie $42 Crewneck sweatshirt $40 Men's tee $18 Women's tee $18 Unisex tank $22 Kids tee $20 Baby bodysuit $20

Size 6M 12M 18M 24M

ColorWhite

Size	Length	Chest
NB	10.75	15
6M	11.75	18
12M	12.75	20
18M	13.75	22
24M	14.75	24

Printed when you order · Delivered in 2–8 business days (US) · Tracking included

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About this design

When ancient wisdom meets holiday cheer, you get this delightfully thoughtful design featuring a classical philosopher pondering the deeper meaning of Christmas while enjoying hot cocoa. Perfect for philosophy majors, classics professors, and anyone who loves blending intellectual humor with festive fun.

A brilliant gift for the thinker in your life who appreciates irony and holiday spirit in equal measure. Whether you're debating virtue ethics at the dinner table or just enjoying some existential eggnog, this design celebrates the season with a knowing wink to the great thinkers of antiquity.

Fit & fabric

Baby Bodysuit

Soft, lightweight 100% combed ring-spun cotton (153 gsm)
Breathable and gentle on delicate skin
Sizes newborn to 24 months

Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
Printed in the USA when you order.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

Shipping & tracking

Every piece is printed when you order. US delivery takes 2–8 business days in total (Monday to Saturday, excluding Sundays and public holidays), and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.

Returns: damaged or wrong item only

Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.

Shown: Baby bodysuit · White