Socratic Christmas Philosopher

$42

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Original art you won't find anywhere elseMidweight 8 oz fleece · Classic fit · Matching drawcords

SpeciesPhilosopher

TemperamentQuietly judging

HabitatThe library at 3 a.m

Social battery 36%

Known for“I Know That I Know Nothing... Except”

Filed byThe Sketchfoxx studio

1 · Choose a fit — Unisex hoodie

Unisex hoodie $42 Crewneck sweatshirt $40 Men's tee $18 Women's tee $18 Unisex tank $22 Kids tee $20 Baby bodysuit $20

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

ColorWhite

Fabric Classic Premium

All measurements in inches.

Classic Premium

Gildan 18500

Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	40	27	33.5
M	44	28	34.5
L	48	29	35.5
XL	52	30	36.5
2XL	56	31	37.5
3XL	60	32	38.5

Bella+Canvas 3719

Size	Length	Chest
S	26.3	39
M	27.5	42.4
L	28.6	46.4
XL	29.7	50.4
2XL	30.8	54.4

Measurements may vary by 1–2 inches.

Printed when you order · Delivered in 2–8 business days (US) · Tracking included

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About this design

When ancient wisdom meets holiday cheer, you get this delightfully thoughtful design featuring a classical philosopher pondering the deeper meaning of Christmas while enjoying hot cocoa. Perfect for philosophy majors, classics professors, and anyone who loves blending intellectual humor with festive fun.

A brilliant gift for the thinker in your life who appreciates irony and holiday spirit in equal measure. Whether you're debating virtue ethics at the dinner table or just enjoying some existential eggnog, this design celebrates the season with a knowing wink to the great thinkers of antiquity.

Fit & fabric

Classic Hoodie

Midweight 8 oz cotton-poly fleece (50/50), warm and built for everyday wear
Low-pill yarn for a smoother, longer-lasting surface
Classic fit with room to layer
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord, front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband with a touch of stretch

Premium Hoodie — Bella+Canvas 3719

Ultra-soft 8 oz fleece made with Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (52/48 cotton/poly)
Pre-shrunk, smooth and soft to the touch
Retail fit: a trimmer cut. Size up for a relaxed look
White drawcords on every color
Sizes S–2XL

Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
Printed in the USA when you order.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

Shipping & tracking

Every piece is printed when you order. US delivery takes 2–8 business days in total (Monday to Saturday, excluding Sundays and public holidays), and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.

Returns: damaged or wrong item only

Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.

Shown: Unisex hoodie · White