Financial Horror - White

Financial Horror

S / White / Classic
$40
Sale price  $40 Regular price 
🚚 FREE US SHIP
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Financial Horror - White
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Critter fileNo. 2012
Adoption open

Financial Horror

$40
Sale price  $40 Regular price 
🚚 FREE US SHIP
Free US shipping
Original art you won't find anywhere elseMidweight 8 oz fleece · Classic fitBig front print · No pocket
SpeciesSkeleton
TemperamentChaotic
HabitatA crashing portfolio
Social battery 71%
Known for“Buy the Dip • Die in the Dip”
Filed byThe Sketchfoxx studio
Size
ColorWhite
Fabric

Printed when you order · Delivered in 2–8 business days (US) · Tracking included

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About this design

When the market crashes harder than a horror movie plot twist, you get Financial Horror. This skeleton trader screams in agony as Bitcoin coins tumble and charts plummet, perfectly capturing every crypto investor's worst nightmare with a darkly comedic Halloween twist.

Perfect for traders, crypto enthusiasts, and anyone who's watched their portfolio vanish into the abyss. Makes a hilarious gift for finance bros, day traders, or that friend who won't stop talking about "buying the dip" while their investments turn into a graveyard of broken dreams.

Fit & fabric

Classic Sweatshirt

  • Midweight 8 oz cotton-poly fleece (50/50), warm and soft
  • Classic relaxed fit with set-in sleeves
  • Ribbed crew neck, cuffs and waistband with a touch of stretch
  • No pocket, so your design prints big across the chest
  • Sizes S–5XL

Premium Sweatshirt — Bella+Canvas 3945

  • Ultra-soft sponge fleece made with combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Pre-shrunk, relaxed fit with dropped shoulders
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband, side-seamed
  • No pocket, so your design prints big across the chest
  • Sizes S–2XL
  • Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
  • Printed in the USA when you order.
  • Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.
Shipping & tracking

Every piece is printed when you order. US delivery takes 2–8 business days in total (Monday to Saturday, excluding Sundays and public holidays), and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.

Returns: damaged or wrong item only

Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.

Shown: Crewneck sweatshirt · White FILE PHOTO · FRONT PRINT
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