Financial Horror

$18

Original art you won't find anywhere elseHeavyweight 5.3 oz cotton · Semi-fitted

SpeciesSkeleton

TemperamentChaotic

HabitatA crashing portfolio

Social battery 71%

Known for“Buy the Dip • Die in the Dip”

Filed byThe Sketchfoxx studio

1 · Choose a fit — Women's tee

Unisex hoodie $42 Crewneck sweatshirt $40 Men's tee $18 Women's tee $18 Unisex tank $22 Kids tee $20 Baby bodysuit $20

Size S XS M L XL 2XL 3XL

ColorWhite

Fabric Classic Premium

All measurements in inches.

Classic Premium

Gildan 5000L

Size	Length	Chest
S	25.5	34.5
M	26	38.5
L	27	42.5
XL	28	46.5
2XL	28.5	50.5
3XL	29	54.5

Next Level 3900

Size	Length	Chest
S	25.6	32.3
M	26	34.7
L	26.8	36.2
XL	27.2	39.4
2XL	28	42.1

XS: email us for measurements

Measurements may vary by 1–2 inches.

Printed when you order · Delivered in 2–8 business days (US) · Tracking included

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About this design

When the market crashes harder than a horror movie plot twist, you get Financial Horror. This skeleton trader screams in agony as Bitcoin coins tumble and charts plummet, perfectly capturing every crypto investor's worst nightmare with a darkly comedic Halloween twist.

Perfect for traders, crypto enthusiasts, and anyone who's watched their portfolio vanish into the abyss. Makes a hilarious gift for finance bros, day traders, or that friend who won't stop talking about "buying the dip" while their investments turn into a graveyard of broken dreams.

Fit & fabric

Classic Women's Tee

Heavyweight 5.3 oz cotton, 100% cotton made with US-grown cotton
Semi-fitted women's cut with cap sleeves. Want it looser? Size up
Taped neck and shoulders, sizes S–3XL

Premium Women's Tee — Next Level 3900

Soft 4.3 oz 100% combed ring-spun cotton
Straight boyfriend cut with a longer body length
Set-in baby rib collar, side-seamed, sizes XS–2XL

Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
Printed in the USA when you order.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

Shipping & tracking

Every piece is printed when you order. US delivery takes 2–8 business days in total (Monday to Saturday, excluding Sundays and public holidays), and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.

Returns: damaged or wrong item only

Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.

Shown: Women’s tee · White