Socratic Christmas Philosopher

$20

Original art you won't find anywhere elseDurable 5.3 oz cotton · Classic fit

SpeciesPhilosopher

TemperamentQuietly judging

HabitatThe library at 3 a.m

Social battery 36%

Known for“I Know That I Know Nothing... Except”

Filed byThe Sketchfoxx studio

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Size XS S M L XL

ColorWhite

Fabric Classic Premium

All measurements in inches.

Classic Premium

Gildan 5000B

Size	Length	Chest
XS	20.5	32
S	22	34
M	23.5	36
L	25	38
XL	26.5	40

Bella+Canvas 3001Y

Premium kids measurements are being confirmed. Email us for measurements.

Measurements may vary by 1–2 inches.

Printed when you order · Delivered in 2–8 business days (US) · Tracking included

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About this design

When ancient wisdom meets holiday cheer, you get this delightfully thoughtful design featuring a classical philosopher pondering the deeper meaning of Christmas while enjoying hot cocoa. Perfect for philosophy majors, classics professors, and anyone who loves blending intellectual humor with festive fun.

A brilliant gift for the thinker in your life who appreciates irony and holiday spirit in equal measure. Whether you're debating virtue ethics at the dinner table or just enjoying some existential eggnog, this design celebrates the season with a knowing wink to the great thinkers of antiquity.

Fit & fabric

Classic Kids Tee

Durable 5.3 oz 100% cotton, built for everyday wear
Classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, youth sizes XS–XL

Premium Kids Tee — Bella+Canvas 3001Y

Soft, lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Classic fit with a comfortable crew neck, youth sizes S–XL

Original art, designed in-house by the Sketchfoxx studio. You won't find it anywhere else.
Printed in the USA when you order.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print.

Shipping & tracking

Every piece is printed when you order. US delivery takes 2–8 business days in total (Monday to Saturday, excluding Sundays and public holidays), and you'll get a tracking link by email. Free US shipping on orders $40+. We currently ship to the contiguous United States (48 states and Washington, DC) only.

Returns: damaged or wrong item only

Because each piece is printed for you, we only take returns for damaged or wrong items. Email us a photo and your order number and we'll make it right.

Shown: Kids tee · White